factually

fact: the portland streetcar takes forever at night

FACT: THE PORTLAND STREETCAR IS NOT REAL

and here is why

it is bougie public transportation for individuals who do not care to take the bus or the max, citing it as "dirty" or "inconvenient"

FACT the streetcar runs from the "up and coming" south waterfront to NW "trendythird" 23rd avenue, next to my residence.

though i have tried to remain impartial, its true, i love riding the bus. now, there are several reasons why i take the streetcar - convenience mostly, its cheaper, and also i do so very much enjoy the fact that it is better for the environment.

i like the concept of the streetcar

BUT I DO NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THE STREETCAR

however, i can accept this because

the portland streetcar is not real.